Former soldier Andi Mooncrest and former nun Sister Cren are now the #1 criminals in the spanning stars. While hiding from the law, Sister Cren finally takes the time to explain to Andi how they got into this mess, and it involves a secret The Functionary wants to keep quiet at all costs. Can Andi and Cren put their differences aside to expose the biggest bomshell of all time before The Functionary finds them?