Functionary soldier Andi Mooncrest and space nun Sister Crenn have a problem, they've suddenly become the Galaxy's most wanted criminals, even though they've commited no crime! Behind it all is the iron fist of the Functionary, the menacing H'Yo X, who is determined to keep Andi and Crenn under his thumb. Can the two women stop hating each other long enough to figure out a way to escape?