RELEASE THE 'MELANIA" RATTNER CUT!!!!
Well now that we have your attention . . . the Shaolin Cowboy's immigration standing has never been more in doubt as the ICY hand of fate steps in and a new vision of immigration reform is being enforced by a NEW/OLD enemy: EMIL COLA!! The phrase "no deposit, no return," takes on a whole new sinister meaning and unless the Shaolin Cowboy gets a kung fu grip on his legal status he could be deported . . . FOREVER!!!
