Lobo puts on some pinstripes, and we ain't talkin' about a Yankee uniform here, we're talking about prison stripes. How did the Main Man end up behind bars, you ask? Well, bein' drunk and disorderly had something to do with it--oh, and maybe head-buttin' the judge until he was a bloody pulp also had something to do with the harshest, severest prison sentence ever handed down in the history of the universe--1000 years. I guess 'Bo had a failure to communicate!
