A heroic tale of "Minerxa, Warrior Princess!" Newt attempts to recapture the mendacious Minerva Mink by telling her stories of their ancestors: Minerxa, a mighty warrior destined to go through life with one shoelace untied because, once men see her charms, they ignore her feet -- as well as, hopefully, her terrible puns; and the brave warrior Newtius, who unintentionally transforms the pampered princess into a frenzied fighting machine.
