Dear Valentine,
That host who says that you're the man
Is telling you a lie.
You know that I'm your biggest fan
And not some creepy guy.
He wants to ruin your career
And I don't think it's cool.
But I've got my own troubles, dear:
I'm flunking out of school!
Be mine!
Includes the bonus story "After School Profile"
— Description from Comic Vine community (comicvine.gamespot.com).
